Question by Dr. Jazz ♥♥ Eνιl Aтнєιѕтs ♥♥: What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever done with a bible tract?
I found one that said on the cover “The Burning Hell” in red letters, so I put it in a red picture frame placed it in a room with red walls.
I knew someone who cut out pictures from several bible tracts and made a collage.
What’s your funniest thing?
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There are a few Bible tracts that are in cartoon format for children, but none are actually funny. God’s Word is life, not something to be mocked. One day you’ll understand.
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I just like knowing my bible and being able to quote it back to fundie fanatics during discussions.
I usually have a better knowledge of the bible than they do. It is fun to see them thumbing through franticly looking for a way to get out of the dumb stuff the bible says that contradicts their arguments.
Do those Chick Tracts things count? I have in fact snitched the images and reworded the speech bubbles a time or two…
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
I have only received a couple after coming out of temple dedications from anti Mormon protesters saving me from going to hell.
I took them and then threw them away in the trash can right in front of them.
I have no problem with proselytizing (obviously if I am Mormon) but you dont go to someone elses church and do it. How tacky.
One time I took the bible in a hotel room and drew cartoons of animals masturbating and copulating inside it. Then I put it back in the drawer.
Well, I hand them out to people. Is that funny?
Going into a bookstore and secretly placing all the bibles in the fiction section